Showing posts with label Pick-Up Line. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pick-Up Line. Show all posts

Saturday, September 26, 2009

I Am Single Because

"I am single because" is currently a trending topic on Twitter. Being a single girl I found it interesting to see what people had to say about themselves. However, what I found most interesting and hilarious was how someone tried to use a pick up line on a Twitter Trending Topic.

Some guy wrote, "I single because I haven't met you". I read that and bursted into laughter. I just kept thinkg, "what the heck?"

It's just funny, there's really no point to my story except, I guess if you can't find a date in person you just pick one up on Twitter.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

You Can Call Me, I Won't Call You

Last week I wrote a post about being single and it came back to bite me in the butt. Today I found a new place to meet guys, the gas station. Naturally I did not come to this conclusion on my own; it was more of a forced revelation.

It happened when a man of maybe 30-35 years-old (always older) asked me what my name was and if I had a boyfriend. Because I knew how that convo would play out it I simply said, "Yes, I do". I then thought he'd go away (I should have known better).

This man proceeded to offer me his number and said I could call him but he won't call me because he knows I have a boyfriend.

It made me wonder if he is in marketing because he strategy was great. It leaves the door open for future connections and had I taken his number he would have had one foot in the door already.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Perfect Pick-Up Line Thus Far

Yesterday evening, as I was walking in church for a meeting, I was approached by yet another older man. At least this time he looked as if he may have been in his thirties.

He had the best pick-up line ever, "Let me holla you for a minute baby...I need you to pray for me...You don't even know my name, let holla at you for a minute so I can tell it to you."

Looking back on yesterday I think I should have given him a chance. His line was on point; he recognized that I am a Christian and he appealed to that market. I think I'll just ignore the fact that he walked into the liquor store down the street. Look at that I may have missed Mr. Right.

What's the best line you've ever heard?